Happy 4th at The Roger Williams Zoo

Sasha is a birthday girl!

tanya will probably kill me for posting this photo, but this is the only time i was able to catch her before she turned around. what can i say--the girl doesn't like to photograph!

PS: our apologies to the reikhrud family whose pics we forgot to take. hey, you guys got a private party--be happy! :)

Fun in the sun

Brother, where art thou?

-Mommie, where did you live when you were little?
-Russia.

-What about Daddie?
-Poland.

-And I was all by myself?

June 19th Pearls of Andrew's Wisdom

-"Sasha, stop screaming! You're giving me an earfection!"

- On the toilet, trying to poop: "My butt is asleep!"

- "Mommie, did you know that drinks turn into pee? Why is that?" After listening to the explanation: "Now tell me about diarrhea."

-"Mommie, when you grow up, are you going to turn into a dog?" "No, Andrew, I will be a human." With a condescending smirk, "You're not a human; you're Mommie!"

Polish Countryside 10/06