Mommie: Andrew, why are you wearing summer pajamas?
Andrew: I'm just trying to forget that's it's winter right now and relax.
Mommie: Sasha, make sure you go into the bathroom that says, Ladies
Sasha: I know, I'm a lady because I have a ponytail!
Andrew, thrilled to get a toy during his first trip to MacDonalds: You see, Mommie -- I told you that it's going to be cool. Even these dried out chicken nuggers are cool!
Mommie: It's Presidents' Day today, so you will have no school.
Sasha: Oh, I'm so excited -- we finally get to meet the President! I've never seen a real Obama before!
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- Ira
- o I enjoy shocking people o I’ve always wanted an older brother o I like the sound and smell of fire o I wish I had a magic carpet because I love traveling o I detest literary theory and sci-fi o Bluntness and kept promises instill trust o Dance is proof of music’s immense power o Fake modesty and feigned interest irk me o I remember a vacation my family took when I was three o I have always loved trying on shoes o The most disgusting food I was force-fed was skin off a chicken leg o I don’t like surprises or occasion presents, yet love unpredictability and gifts for no reason o I need to have “alone time” o I prefer simple to outrageous; complicated to boring o I like checklists and agendas, but rarely follow them o I resent menus in foreign languages but adore ethnic cuisine o I change my mind o Old people often approach me o I am stubborn and can only learn from own mistakes o Intimate conversations win over loud parties o Amusement-park rides don’t agree with me o I like my coffee strong and chocolate dark o No artificial sweetener or bacon o Not too many ruffles or flowers o No hotel art or paisley pattern
