Andrew: You know why I would never want to be a ghost? You wouldn't be able to sleep because you would see through your eyelids. Also, you can't eat because the food would just go through you and you would starve to death. You wouldn't be able to pick anything up or touch anyone. So, I'm not afraid of ghosts.
Andrew: Mom, you know what would make me nervous when I grow up? Being a class president.
Mom: Why?
Andrew: Well, I would have to give a lot of speeches, and that makes me nervous.
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- Ira
- o I enjoy shocking people o I’ve always wanted an older brother o I like the sound and smell of fire o I wish I had a magic carpet because I love traveling o I detest literary theory and sci-fi o Bluntness and kept promises instill trust o Dance is proof of music’s immense power o Fake modesty and feigned interest irk me o I remember a vacation my family took when I was three o I have always loved trying on shoes o The most disgusting food I was force-fed was skin off a chicken leg o I don’t like surprises or occasion presents, yet love unpredictability and gifts for no reason o I need to have “alone time” o I prefer simple to outrageous; complicated to boring o I like checklists and agendas, but rarely follow them o I resent menus in foreign languages but adore ethnic cuisine o I change my mind o Old people often approach me o I am stubborn and can only learn from own mistakes o Intimate conversations win over loud parties o Amusement-park rides don’t agree with me o I like my coffee strong and chocolate dark o No artificial sweetener or bacon o Not too many ruffles or flowers o No hotel art or paisley pattern
