-Mommie, can I have a kiss and hug?
-Andrew, are you feeling guilty that you weren't listening to me earlier?
-No, that was just an accident!
While eating honey-mustard glazed salmon: "Mommie, this is my favorite chicken! Buy it every day!"
Sasha is making me so angry, like a buffalo!
-Andrew, do you have to pee?
-No, I just wanted to give my feet some exercise.
-Andrew, could you run upstairs and get your shirt?
- Why do I have to run—do you have something boiling in your car?
Mommy, these candies are more gooder!
Do I look like I have boobies when I suck in my stomach?
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- o I enjoy shocking people o I’ve always wanted an older brother o I like the sound and smell of fire o I wish I had a magic carpet because I love traveling o I detest literary theory and sci-fi o Bluntness and kept promises instill trust o Dance is proof of music’s immense power o Fake modesty and feigned interest irk me o I remember a vacation my family took when I was three o I have always loved trying on shoes o The most disgusting food I was force-fed was skin off a chicken leg o I don’t like surprises or occasion presents, yet love unpredictability and gifts for no reason o I need to have “alone time” o I prefer simple to outrageous; complicated to boring o I like checklists and agendas, but rarely follow them o I resent menus in foreign languages but adore ethnic cuisine o I change my mind o Old people often approach me o I am stubborn and can only learn from own mistakes o Intimate conversations win over loud parties o Amusement-park rides don’t agree with me o I like my coffee strong and chocolate dark o No artificial sweetener or bacon o Not too many ruffles or flowers o No hotel art or paisley pattern
