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Friday, January 15, 2010

Playing Brain Quest

Mom: What is a building for cows or horses?
Andrew: Farm?
Mom: No, but it kind of rhymes with farm!
Andrew: Zoo?

Mom: What's the force that keeps you from floating in the air?
Sasha: Parachute!

Mom: Spell the word that stands for more than one woman.
Andrew: L-A-D-I-E-S.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Does this mean that there is no god either?

Andrew: When I was little, I asked Daddy how Santa gets down the chimney 'cause he's so fat, and daddy said that he has a special magic potion to make him skinny. I knew it was not true because Santa is not a scientist to create the potion. He's a fake.
Sasha: Maybe one of the elves is a scientist?
Andrew: I don't know, but Santa is not real. I don't believe in him -- I've never even seen him -- all of the gifts come from our parents!
Sasha: Well, maybe Santa was just sick, so he couldn't come.
Andrew: He was NOT sick. He does NOT exist!