Funny Business -- The Jesus Christ edition

-Sasha, why are you so delicious?
-Because I'm cute.

- Mom, was god ever alive?
- Andrew, you must be thinking about Jesus Christ.
- I thought Jesus Christ was a bad word. That's what everyone says when they're mad...

Mommie explaining a word, "It's the same thing -- the two words are synonyms".
Andrew: "Mmmm... I love cinnamon! It smells so good!"

Funny Business

Andrew, please go do your homework!
But I feel so hyper -- I don't want to just waste my energy! Can't I play for a little while?

Sasha, when you grow up, you and I are going to do all kinds of girly things together -- like clothes shopping and getting manicures...
Mommie, does this mean we are going to be sisters?!

Sasha, please put on your socks! Why don't you have them on?
Oh, daddy forgot to give them to me. He's such a несчастье!