Mommie is helping Sasha in the bathroom. Andrew yells from the bedroom, "Mommie, I'm sure Sasha is done already!" Mommie: "Andrew, worry about yourself, please!" Andrew: "Mommie, you're supposed to say, 'Mind your own business!'"
-Andrew, I'm sorry I parked the car so close to a tree.
-That's OK, Mommie, I still love you!
- Andrew, did you break off a piece of wood from our TV stand?
- No, a bad guy comed in our house and did it.
-Andrew did you take a nap in daycare today?
-Yes
-Was it a long nap?
Points from one end of room with his index finger to the other: "This long"!
-Andrew, you're driving me so crazy, I don't know what my name is anymore!
-Incredulously: "It's Ira!"
-Sasha, you're my princess!
-No, I'm Daddy's princess.
-You're my sweetheart!
-OK.