Andrew on his homework: "Mommie, take a look at how I wrote my H's!"
Mommie: "Andrew, why are all the letters so wide?"
Andrew: "Because I didn't want to write too many."
Daddy: "Next time, just write them farther apart."
Andrew on his desert: "I've been wanting jello all these years, and you finally made it!"
Andrew on his bandaged wrist: "At first, I was upset. And then, I realized I looked kinda cool."
Andrew, paying a compliment to Mommie: "Mommie, when are you turning 16?"
Andrew, ruining the said compliment after Mommie replies, soon: "What about 100? When are you turning 100?"
Andrew, unable to sleep: "Mommie, I can't sleep because I'm worried."
Mommie: "What are you worried about?"
Andrew: "Daddy told me that the sun is going to explode. Now, I'm worried that the earth will also explode."
Mommie: "Andrew, don't worry. You will never see the sun or the earth explode."
Andrew, leaving the room and singing to himself: "We're gonna live foreeveer!"
Andrew, answering Mommie who asked him why she loves him so much: "Well, you fell in love with me after you married Daddy. Then I was born. Then you saw me and loved me."

