Smartie Pants

Conversation between Mommie and Andrew
Andrew: How do you spell “by”?
Mommie: Like, when you are buying something in the store, or when you are waving bye-bye to someone?
Andrew: Like… by Andrew
Mommie: How can someone buy you? You’re not for sale!
Andrew: No, not “buy Andrew” – “by Andrew!”
Mommie: Oh, like when you are leaving, your teacher says, “Bye, Andrew!”
Andrew, exasperated: No, like … when I draw something, I say, “by Andrew”

Daddy scolds Mommie for overfeeding Sasha.
Andrew: Mommie, I don’t like how he is raising you!

Andrew accompanies Mommie to the supermarket.
Andrew, picking up a small melon and putting it into the cart: This is my most favorite fruit ever!
Mommie: Fine, you can have it, but I will pick out the one we will buy.
Andrew, disappointed: Why is it always about you!?

A phonecall: Hi, May I speak to Irina?
Andrew: This is not Irina! This is Andrew.