Andrew, eating pistachios: These nuts make my nuts go nuts!
Andrew: Do you know how dorky people say, "You are driving me crazy?"
Sasha: How?
Andrew: You're driving me bananas!
Andrew buys a strange toy in an eclectic store. He unwraps it, reads the toy's name on the box, "Air guitar". The box contains a cardboard encased in plastic in shape of a guitar. Andrew takes off the plastic, "Hey! There's nothing here!". Mom, "Welcome to your first case of buyer's remorse!"
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- Ira
- o I enjoy shocking people o I’ve always wanted an older brother o I like the sound and smell of fire o I wish I had a magic carpet because I love traveling o I detest literary theory and sci-fi o Bluntness and kept promises instill trust o Dance is proof of music’s immense power o Fake modesty and feigned interest irk me o I remember a vacation my family took when I was three o I have always loved trying on shoes o The most disgusting food I was force-fed was skin off a chicken leg o I don’t like surprises or occasion presents, yet love unpredictability and gifts for no reason o I need to have “alone time” o I prefer simple to outrageous; complicated to boring o I like checklists and agendas, but rarely follow them o I resent menus in foreign languages but adore ethnic cuisine o I change my mind o Old people often approach me o I am stubborn and can only learn from own mistakes o Intimate conversations win over loud parties o Amusement-park rides don’t agree with me o I like my coffee strong and chocolate dark o No artificial sweetener or bacon o Not too many ruffles or flowers o No hotel art or paisley pattern
