Brother, where art thou?

-Mommie, where did you live when you were little?
-Russia.

-What about Daddie?
-Poland.

-And I was all by myself?

June 19th Pearls of Andrew's Wisdom

-"Sasha, stop screaming! You're giving me an earfection!"

- On the toilet, trying to poop: "My butt is asleep!"

- "Mommie, did you know that drinks turn into pee? Why is that?" After listening to the explanation: "Now tell me about diarrhea."

-"Mommie, when you grow up, are you going to turn into a dog?" "No, Andrew, I will be a human." With a condescending smirk, "You're not a human; you're Mommie!"