-"Sasha, stop screaming! You're giving me an earfection!"
- On the toilet, trying to poop: "My butt is asleep!"
- "Mommie, did you know that drinks turn into pee? Why is that?" After listening to the explanation: "Now tell me about diarrhea."
-"Mommie, when you grow up, are you going to turn into a dog?" "No, Andrew, I will be a human." With a condescending smirk, "You're not a human; you're Mommie!"
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