Funny Business

Mom: Why are you running around me?
Andrew: We are not. We are dancing around you because you are like a Christmas tree with many presents under it, and we love you.

Mom: Tomorrow is the last day of camp.
Sasha, sighs: I'm going to miss him!
Mom, ears perked up: Who are you going to miss, Sasha?
Andrew: Her new boyfriend. I saw them sitting on her towel today.
Mom: Oh, really? What's his name?
Sasha: Hmmm. I'm not sure...

Funny Business

Sasha: Mom, can we please, please have ice cream yesterday?
Mom: Yesterday? Sure.
Sasha: Yes!

Mom: Good night, handsome boy.
Andrew: It's true, I'm going to be a looker.
Mom: How do you know?
Andrew: Daddy told me.