Andrew, eating a chocolate pudding: Mommie, do you know what I like about the word chocolate? It looks good, it sounds good and it has the word "chalk" inside it. Oh, and the word "lit". And the best part about the pudding is -- you don't even have to chew it -- it's all mushed up for you already!
Andrew, to his friend's mother who is helping him with the velcro on the back of his Ironman suit: (worried) Did you see my underwear?
Andrew, listening to Bony M's Daddy Cool: Hey, they're singing about daddy!















