Andrew, watching a commercial for a neck-firming device: “Mom, you don’t need this; you’re already young”.
Sasha, watching a Janet Jackson video: “Mommie, why are the boys nasty?”
Sasha, watching a Michael Jackson video: "Is that a boy or a girl?"
Andrew, listening to ‘The Little Prince’: “Mommie, this book is science fiction. An elephant can’t fit inside a boa constrictor!”
Andrew, playing the Wii: “This boxing game is for fun and muscle building!”

