More Andrew-isms

Andrew: Mommie, I'm so glad I'm a human 'cause I don't want to be an animal. And, I definitely don't want to be a dinosaur. You know why? 'Cause dinosaurs are extinct -- that means they're dead!

Andrew: Mommie, are flying reindeer real?
Mommie: No!
Andrew: Then Santa is not real either?! There is no Santa?
Mommie: ................ Santa climbs down the chimney, remember?

Andrew, mad at Mommie: When I grow up, I'm going to call you a bad name because you keep playing lame Russian music.

Boston College Thinks I'm a Christian

I realize BC is a Catholic institution, but still... I feel weird about this card they just emailed me. Hey, BC, just because I went to a Catholic grad school, it does not mean I'm a Catholic. Now, had they sent me a Kwanzaa card, that would have been more interesting.