Funny Business

Sasha, about her math homework: "It's as easy as saying hi to a baby!"

Sasha, looking at a commercial of some French macaroons: "Oh, check out those colorful Crabby Patties!"

Andrew, answering whether Sasha is his best friend: "How can she be my best friend when she ripped my machine drawing and broke my best light saber?!"

Not so funny business

Sasha, worried: Mom, can you die from eating air freshener?
Mom: perplexed silence
Sasha: Andrew sprayed some in my mouth.
Mom: Not if it was just a bit.
Sasha: What if I ate the whole can?
Mom: Was it that good?

Sasha: Mom, I want to be with you forever. I don't want you to die!
Mom: Don't worry about it now.
Sasha: Mom, I don't want to die either.
Mom: You won't. By the time you grow up, they'll invent special pills that make you immortal.
Sasha: How do you know?
Mom: Scientists are working on them now.
Sasha, lights up, relieved: "Thank you, scientists!"