Not so funny business

Sasha, worried: Mom, can you die from eating air freshener?
Mom: perplexed silence
Sasha: Andrew sprayed some in my mouth.
Mom: Not if it was just a bit.
Sasha: What if I ate the whole can?
Mom: Was it that good?

Sasha: Mom, I want to be with you forever. I don't want you to die!
Mom: Don't worry about it now.
Sasha: Mom, I don't want to die either.
Mom: You won't. By the time you grow up, they'll invent special pills that make you immortal.
Sasha: How do you know?
Mom: Scientists are working on them now.
Sasha, lights up, relieved: "Thank you, scientists!"