For daddy who's been away

Mommie, Andrew and Sasha are driving home from Sasha's school.
Andrew: Mommie, can you please take the way home that Daddie takes?
Mommie: No, I like my way better!
Andrew: But Daddy's way is much faster!
Mommie: Well, Andrew, when you will start driving, you can take Daddy's way.
Andrew: When I start driving, Sasha will be out of school already!

11 pm. Mommie: Can you guys please go to to sleep already? I'm tired.
Andrew: Can you stay in our room a little longer?
Mommie: No, Andrew. I have a long day ahead of me. I need some rest too. I have to be ready for work tomorrow morning.
Andrew: Just get another job!
Mommie: But I would still have to work hard, no matter what kind of job I had.
Andrew: Well, you could always just cook in a restaurant. That's easy -- you already know how to do that!

Mommie: Andrew, do you want milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
Andrew: Milk!
Biting the piece, inspecting the middle.
Mommie: Do you like it?
Andrew: Yes, but there is no milk inside!