Driving home from camp. Listening to Lite 105 or B101 or some station that plays older music, not just the current hits that the kids are used to. After a while, Andrew declares, "Mom, most of these songs are kinda stupid. How can there be clouds in someone's eyes and how can she hear his body talk?"
Andrew is busy shooting hoops. Mom: "Andrew, please help me carry the bags into the house." Andrew: "Mom, I'm just trying to get the most out of my childhood!"
Andrew: "Can I have a plain bagel with cream cheese?"
Mom: "You should add more fruit to your diet!"
Andrew, groaning: "Fine, give me a raising bagel then."
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- Ira
- o I enjoy shocking people o I’ve always wanted an older brother o I like the sound and smell of fire o I wish I had a magic carpet because I love traveling o I detest literary theory and sci-fi o Bluntness and kept promises instill trust o Dance is proof of music’s immense power o Fake modesty and feigned interest irk me o I remember a vacation my family took when I was three o I have always loved trying on shoes o The most disgusting food I was force-fed was skin off a chicken leg o I don’t like surprises or occasion presents, yet love unpredictability and gifts for no reason o I need to have “alone time” o I prefer simple to outrageous; complicated to boring o I like checklists and agendas, but rarely follow them o I resent menus in foreign languages but adore ethnic cuisine o I change my mind o Old people often approach me o I am stubborn and can only learn from own mistakes o Intimate conversations win over loud parties o Amusement-park rides don’t agree with me o I like my coffee strong and chocolate dark o No artificial sweetener or bacon o Not too many ruffles or flowers o No hotel art or paisley pattern
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