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Monday, March 24, 2008
Who You Calling Funny?
Andrew: Mommie, Sasha got her sprinkles all over my race car!
Mommie: Those aren't sprinkles--those are sparkles!
Andrew: Sprinkles, sparkles--the same thing!
Sasha asks Mommie her nightly question: Mommie, are you going to come to my birthday party?
Mommie: Sure, sweetie--I will.
Sasha: You can only come if you do your work first.
Mommie: What work is that?
Sasha: The work in the kitchen--you need to make food!
Mommie, talking to Andrew: Sweetie, be careful!
Sasha: He's not your sweetie, I'm your sweetie!
Mommie: You're both my "sweeties"
Sasha: No, call him your "son"; I want to be your "sweetie". OK?
Sasha, coming downstairs after she'd been tucked in, along with her giant pink dolfin: Mommie, Andrew is snoring!
Mommie: I'm sorry, Sasha. Try to sleep.
Sasha: He woke up my dolfin!
Mommie: Those aren't sprinkles--those are sparkles!
Andrew: Sprinkles, sparkles--the same thing!
Sasha asks Mommie her nightly question: Mommie, are you going to come to my birthday party?
Mommie: Sure, sweetie--I will.
Sasha: You can only come if you do your work first.
Mommie: What work is that?
Sasha: The work in the kitchen--you need to make food!
Mommie, talking to Andrew: Sweetie, be careful!
Sasha: He's not your sweetie, I'm your sweetie!
Mommie: You're both my "sweeties"
Sasha: No, call him your "son"; I want to be your "sweetie". OK?
Sasha, coming downstairs after she'd been tucked in, along with her giant pink dolfin: Mommie, Andrew is snoring!
Mommie: I'm sorry, Sasha. Try to sleep.
Sasha: He woke up my dolfin!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
In the course of an evening...for Daddie who's been away on a business trip
Andrew and Sasha are playing their new game--plug up the sink and let the water overflow.
Mommie chides Andrew, "How many times have I told you not to do this?"
Andrew: Sasha asked me to!
Mommie: What if Sasha asks you to cut off your finger, will you do it?
Andrew: Silly, how can I do that with a sink!?
Watching Max and Rubie, a cartoon about sibling rabbits.
Andrew: Max is not listening to his mommie.
Mommie: She's not his mommie; Rubie is Max's sister!
Andrew: No, you know how I know she's his mommie?
Mommie: How?
Andrew: She has a long skirt! Sisters wear short skirts.
Still watching Max and Rubie. Mommie kisses Sasha near her ear.
Sasha: Mommie, don't kiss me in the ear--I can't hear the movie!
Changing into pajamas. Andrew is looking at Sasha's torso.
Andrew: I can see her boobie butts!
Mommie: Those are called nipples.
Andrew: No, they're boobie butts!
Still changing into pajamas.
Andrew points at his private area. Mommie, what's that called?
Mommie: Testicles.
Andrew: You know what they're for?
Mommie: Tell me.
Andrew: It's a little bag to hold your pee.
Mommie: Really? How do girls hold their pee?
Andrew: They hold it in their butts!
Putting on socks.
Mommie: Andrew, you have huge feet!
Andrew: That's because I'm four!
Mommie chides Andrew, "How many times have I told you not to do this?"
Andrew: Sasha asked me to!
Mommie: What if Sasha asks you to cut off your finger, will you do it?
Andrew: Silly, how can I do that with a sink!?
Watching Max and Rubie, a cartoon about sibling rabbits.
Andrew: Max is not listening to his mommie.
Mommie: She's not his mommie; Rubie is Max's sister!
Andrew: No, you know how I know she's his mommie?
Mommie: How?
Andrew: She has a long skirt! Sisters wear short skirts.
Still watching Max and Rubie. Mommie kisses Sasha near her ear.
Sasha: Mommie, don't kiss me in the ear--I can't hear the movie!
Changing into pajamas. Andrew is looking at Sasha's torso.
Andrew: I can see her boobie butts!
Mommie: Those are called nipples.
Andrew: No, they're boobie butts!
Still changing into pajamas.
Andrew points at his private area. Mommie, what's that called?
Mommie: Testicles.
Andrew: You know what they're for?
Mommie: Tell me.
Andrew: It's a little bag to hold your pee.
Mommie: Really? How do girls hold their pee?
Andrew: They hold it in their butts!
Putting on socks.
Mommie: Andrew, you have huge feet!
Andrew: That's because I'm four!
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