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Monday, September 27, 2010

Funny Business

Mom is telling the kids about the naturalization process. At the part about swearing in during the ceremony, Sasha's eyes pop out and she exclaims: "Oh. My. God! I can't believe it! Even the kids are swearing?"

Mom is cooking.
Sasha: Mom, is broccoli good for you?
Mom: Yes, it is.
Sasha: Does it have any sugar?
Mom: It has only good stuff in it.
Sasha: Cool, then if I have a piece now, that means I don't have to brush my teeth tonight, right?
Andrew: No, you still have to brush. It might get stuck in your teeth.
Sasha: Oh. I don't want it then.

Playing Brain Quest.
Mom: Which large country is directly south of the United States?
Andrew: South America.

Mom: What country did bagpipe music come from?
Sasha: England.
Mom: Close but no cigar.
Andrew: New England?

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