I hate commercials! Don't you just want to pick up the TV and throw it into another room?
Mommie, what's the difference between teached and taught?
Mommie: Look at that beautiful jewelry!
Andrew: That's not jewelry! Those are treasures from a pirate's chest!
Mommie is using a food processor.
Andrew: Mommie, could you quiet down, please? I'm watching a program, and that noise is giving me an ear infection!
Daddie is pretending to be Andrew and yelling, "Buy me that!" whenever some product is advertised on the children's channel.
Andrew: "I can't buy you that, silly! I'm a kid!"
Noticing the Disney sign, Andrew gets excited, "Look, Mickey Mouse Club House!"
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About Me
- Ira
- o I enjoy shocking people o I’ve always wanted an older brother o I like the sound and smell of fire o I wish I had a magic carpet because I love traveling o I detest literary theory and sci-fi o Bluntness and kept promises instill trust o Dance is proof of music’s immense power o Fake modesty and feigned interest irk me o I remember a vacation my family took when I was three o I have always loved trying on shoes o The most disgusting food I was force-fed was skin off a chicken leg o I don’t like surprises or occasion presents, yet love unpredictability and gifts for no reason o I need to have “alone time” o I prefer simple to outrageous; complicated to boring o I like checklists and agendas, but rarely follow them o I resent menus in foreign languages but adore ethnic cuisine o I change my mind o Old people often approach me o I am stubborn and can only learn from own mistakes o Intimate conversations win over loud parties o Amusement-park rides don’t agree with me o I like my coffee strong and chocolate dark o No artificial sweetener or bacon o Not too many ruffles or flowers o No hotel art or paisley pattern
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