In the course of an evening...for Daddie who's been away on a business trip

Andrew and Sasha are playing their new game--plug up the sink and let the water overflow.
Mommie chides Andrew, "How many times have I told you not to do this?"
Andrew: Sasha asked me to!
Mommie: What if Sasha asks you to cut off your finger, will you do it?
Andrew: Silly, how can I do that with a sink!?


Watching Max and Rubie, a cartoon about sibling rabbits.
Andrew: Max is not listening to his mommie.
Mommie: She's not his mommie; Rubie is Max's sister!
Andrew: No, you know how I know she's his mommie?
Mommie: How?
Andrew: She has a long skirt! Sisters wear short skirts.


Still watching Max and Rubie. Mommie kisses Sasha near her ear.
Sasha: Mommie, don't kiss me in the ear--I can't hear the movie!


Changing into pajamas. Andrew is looking at Sasha's torso.
Andrew: I can see her boobie butts!
Mommie: Those are called nipples.
Andrew: No, they're boobie butts!


Still changing into pajamas.
Andrew points at his private area. Mommie, what's that called?
Mommie: Testicles.
Andrew: You know what they're for?
Mommie: Tell me.
Andrew: It's a little bag to hold your pee.
Mommie: Really? How do girls hold their pee?
Andrew: They hold it in their butts!


Putting on socks.
Mommie: Andrew, you have huge feet!
Andrew: That's because I'm four!

Alla's Bday, Easter with Babcia, Museum with BFF

Birthday Celebrations

Where is Daddy!? Hiding behind the camera?

TV Time

I hate commercials! Don't you just want to pick up the TV and throw it into another room?

Mommie, what's the difference between teached and taught?

Mommie: Look at that beautiful jewelry!
Andrew: That's not jewelry! Those are treasures from a pirate's chest!

Mommie is using a food processor.
Andrew: Mommie, could you quiet down, please? I'm watching a program, and that noise is giving me an ear infection!

Daddie is pretending to be Andrew and yelling, "Buy me that!" whenever some product is advertised on the children's channel.
Andrew: "I can't buy you that, silly! I'm a kid!"

Noticing the Disney sign, Andrew gets excited, "Look, Mickey Mouse Club House!"

Evening Storytime

Mommie: Sasha, you're my beautiful girl!
Andrew: What about me?!
Mommie: You're my beautiful boy!
Andrew: Not beautiful--handsome! ... And brave! ... And strong! ... And smart!

Andrew: Mommie, when I grow up, I'm going to bug you up!
Mommie: ?
Andrew: That means drive you crazy!

Mommie: ... And then the woolf ate grandma.
Sasha: Why did he do that?
Mommie: Well...he was hungry.
Sasha: Why couldn't she just cook him some food?

Andrewski and Sashuski

Daddie took the kids sledding. Mommie has a feeling that the outing somehow contributed to everyone getting sick and ruining her vacation. But that's just a hunch...

Holidays at Grandma's