TV Time

I hate commercials! Don't you just want to pick up the TV and throw it into another room?

Mommie, what's the difference between teached and taught?

Mommie: Look at that beautiful jewelry!
Andrew: That's not jewelry! Those are treasures from a pirate's chest!

Mommie is using a food processor.
Andrew: Mommie, could you quiet down, please? I'm watching a program, and that noise is giving me an ear infection!

Daddie is pretending to be Andrew and yelling, "Buy me that!" whenever some product is advertised on the children's channel.
Andrew: "I can't buy you that, silly! I'm a kid!"

Noticing the Disney sign, Andrew gets excited, "Look, Mickey Mouse Club House!"

Evening Storytime

Mommie: Sasha, you're my beautiful girl!
Andrew: What about me?!
Mommie: You're my beautiful boy!
Andrew: Not beautiful--handsome! ... And brave! ... And strong! ... And smart!

Andrew: Mommie, when I grow up, I'm going to bug you up!
Mommie: ?
Andrew: That means drive you crazy!

Mommie: ... And then the woolf ate grandma.
Sasha: Why did he do that?
Mommie: Well...he was hungry.
Sasha: Why couldn't she just cook him some food?

Andrewski and Sashuski

Daddie took the kids sledding. Mommie has a feeling that the outing somehow contributed to everyone getting sick and ruining her vacation. But that's just a hunch...

Holidays at Grandma's

Thanksgiving Japanese Style

More Quotables

Mommie is helping Sasha in the bathroom. Andrew yells from the bedroom, "Mommie, I'm sure Sasha is done already!" Mommie: "Andrew, worry about yourself, please!" Andrew: "Mommie, you're supposed to say, 'Mind your own business!'"

-Andrew, I'm sorry I parked the car so close to a tree.
-That's OK, Mommie, I still love you!

- Andrew, did you break off a piece of wood from our TV stand?
- No, a bad guy comed in our house and did it.

-Andrew did you take a nap in daycare today?
-Yes
-Was it a long nap?
Points from one end of room with his index finger to the other: "This long"!

-Andrew, you're driving me so crazy, I don't know what my name is anymore!
-Incredulously: "It's Ira!"

-Sasha, you're my princess!
-No, I'm Daddy's princess.
-You're my sweetheart!
-OK.

The Goman Family

Museum fun

Fall days

Newport

Trick or treat, smell my feet!

Gargoyles, lady in white, spiderman and more!