D is in da house! (a.k.a. Baskin's 38th)

March

Pearls of Wisdom from the Missiurskis

Mommie: Andrew, why are you wearing summer pajamas?
Andrew: I'm just trying to forget that's it's winter right now and relax.

Mommie: Sasha, make sure you go into the bathroom that says, Ladies
Sasha: I know, I'm a lady because I have a ponytail!

Andrew, thrilled to get a toy during his first trip to MacDonalds: You see, Mommie -- I told you that it's going to be cool. Even these dried out chicken nuggers are cool!

Mommie: It's Presidents' Day today, so you will have no school.
Sasha: Oh, I'm so excited -- we finally get to meet the President! I've never seen a real Obama before!

Snowboarding -- Blue Hills

Second Sweet 16

Andrew the troublemaker

Andrew: Mommie, can I please show you how strong I am by breaking this pencil in half?
Mommie: Absolutely not! You're going to cut yourself with the pencil!
Repeat the above scene 18 times. Daddy comes home.
Andrew: Daddy, can I please show you how strong I am by breaking this pencil in half?
Daddy: Yea, sure, whatever.
Five minutes later:
Mommie: Andrew, why do you have a bandaged hand?
Andrew: I cut myself with the pencil.

Andrew, watching a Russian music video on YouTube: And they call this art?

Andrew is crying sadly on the drive from the hairdresser.
Daddy: Andrew, why are you upset?
Andrew: I ... looooook ... tooooo ... cuuuuuuute...
Daddy: What's wrong with that?
Andrew: I ... waaaaaant ... to ... loooooooook ... coooooool...

New Year's Eve